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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

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lostincandyland:

He almost lost his life this day.

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makemysoulache:

Shots fired

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

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villagewife:

africanmemes:

Lmao caption this

"my son Ugochukwu is now a bachelor and is makin money. Look how my darling son is jost flegzin. Chai! Ugo fine boy, no pimple."

villagewife:

africanmemes:

Lmao caption this

"my son Ugochukwu is now a bachelor and is makin money. Look how my darling son is jost flegzin. Chai! Ugo fine boy, no pimple."

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morg-ana:

ohmymckirk:

so-um-yeah:

aloistrancyhive:

breathe-squeeze-follow-through:

26 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them

http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/male-survivors-of-sexual-assault-quoting-the-people-who-a

This needs more notes.

no one seems to care if they are guys 

reminder that rape and sexual abuse happens to everyone, not just girls

reminder that rape and sexual abuse needs to be acknowledged no matter a person’s gender and “no one seems to care if they are guys” is a typical antifeminist theory that is disproven by the fact that this photo set has 100,000+ notes alone

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parkingstrange:

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sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

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gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

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namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

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Gay Story Series: How I got a lap dance by another girl at 10 years old

By 10 I had already been indirectly called gay quite a few times by friends but because I didn’t know what it meant or really anything about it, I didn’t really take it to offence or even see it as anything negative. I was very indifferent to it. I even had a friend who identified as lesbian already. 

But on this faithful afternoon, one of my mums friends, who also happened to be mums to one of my friends, came round to drop my friend round after school because my mum agreed to babysit her for a few hours. Now, lets call my friend C.

C and I decided to just chill in my room, do homework. Then when we were done go out to the park before dinner. A pretty basic motive for a 9 and 10 year old in 2004. However because she came straight from school she was still in her uniform so I was going to borrow her some clothes so she didn’t mess up her uniform for the next school day. She got changed into a skirt and tshirt upstairs while I went downstairs. Pretty normal routine.

Skip a few hours. My mum was in the kitchen. We have just got back from the park. My sisters and brother are having a nap and me and C are in the living room watching spongebob. Then all of a sudden, something posses’ her to turn on MTV and start dancing. I was on the sofa, finishing up some homework I had procrastinated and she was [originally] laying on the floor a good few meters away from me. She gets up and starts replicating the dances she can see on tv. I nervous laugh and told her to change it back to spongebob. This was the exact moment she decided to turn to me and continue the moves as she was walking towards me, full eye contact the entire time, and eventually it got to the point were she was just grinding on me. I started freaking out like wtf. 

Before I know it, C is fully just removing the clothes I borrowed her. It was a realllllllly weird feeling. I was like.. Can you stop, but at the same time I didn’t hate it. I crawled into a ball on the sofa, feet up looking away from her, begging her to put her clothes back on. I think I even shed a tear or two. 

My mum, calls from the kitchen and you will not believe how quickly she put her clothes back on and was back on the ground. I however was still in a ball crying. My mum was like da fuk wrong witchu? I just pretended that something on the tv was creeping me out and that was that. C pretended it never happened and just carried on watching spongebob till her mum came to pick her back up. That week I went on a googling spree to figure out what gay and lesbian meant.

I couldn’t look C in the face for weeks after that. So bad that she actually got upset and told her mum I was being mean and ignoring her. Her mum obviously told my mum and my mum told me, and our parents scheduled like a small meeting to sort it out because apparently C was distraught or something of the sort. I didn’t know how to describe why I wasn’t talking to her or why, or even how it made me feel. It was too much to confront at once, plus I didn’t want to have to tell her mum,” I think your daughter is gay and into me”, so I just burst into tears and promised I would talk to her again. 

BTW- should probably include that I met C and her family through church. And her parents were both pastors.

Long story short, I’m gay and C is Straight. 

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Don’t tell me shit about non-violence when MLK was the epitome of non-violence and our own government shot him dead

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luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

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cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

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babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

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lookstheotherway:

yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my god

Forever reblog this child

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