wessasaurus-rex:

Yawning: The body’s way of saying 15% battery power reminding. mhmm

23 hours ago · 194 notes · Source

egibbo:

Tumblr in one post.

egibbo:

Tumblr in one post.

23 hours ago · 244 notes · Source

  • My friend: I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.
  • Me: You see, this is the perfect time to remember the difference between "then" and "than".

23 hours ago · 228 notes · Source

thelegendofanette:

Try to explain the difference between left and right.

23 hours ago · 357 notes · Source

puhoyedthoughts:

read rhymes with lead

read rhymes with lead

read does not rhyme with lead

read does not rhyme with lead

23 hours ago · 287 notes · Source

insecurityguard:

what if night bloggers are actually just really weird australians

23 hours ago · 478 notes · Source

aaronstandy:

This is why I love Tumblr.

aaronstandy:

This is why I love Tumblr.

23 hours ago · 566 notes · Source

sslayonce:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

babybutta:

strugglingtobeheard:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

theuppitynegras:

exquisiteblackpeople:

iammissjells:

brinatootrill:

younggiftedafricanqueen:

letthisbuddhablessyourbrain:

inlovewithwhitemen:

saptastic:

Wow… Really?

GIRL BYE

Black twitter and black tumblr better skin this hoe

ain’t nobody got time for that

team clapback, where you at??

Somebody come & get this bitch

She needs to calm down 

somebody come get Becky

it makes her uncomfortable because they look better than her

lol but who defends black girls and women on twitter but us? who you looking to come cape up or check a bitch for us? only we do it.

Welp black men don’t care about us unless they need something, even when they need something they never stand up for us.White men, nope.White women putting bitches  like this in their place, never. Black women are the only ones who care because we’re the only ones attacked on the daily. But seriously why does it seem like when shit like this happen we’re too fucking helpless to really hit on the head spot on. 

In order to clap back at this, I have to put myself in the state of mind to give a fuck about the ramblings of a stupid ass white girl on twitter. I It’s sad that we’re so used to this to the point where we are all numb to it all. The reason being is that this shit is old. In order to feel better about your motherfucking self you feel compelled to give your pointless ass opinion on a pointless ass website about shit that doesn’t even apply to your ole’ dumb ass.
Wherever the fuck you at Megan, I hope you come across this because the next time you go to a tanning salon, I want you to remember us black girls. I want you to remember Queen Nefertiti, Rosa Parks, Harriet Tubman, Mary McLeod Bethune, Sojourner Truth, Maya Angelou, Nikki Giovanni, Zora Neal Hurston, Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama, Nichelle Nichols, Diahann Carroll, Beyonce, Rihanna, Gina Torres, Kat Graham,  babybutta, strugglingtobeheard, boygeorgemichaelbluth, theuppitynegras, exquisiteblackpeople, iammissjells, brinatootrill, younggiftedafricanqueen, letthisbuddhablessyourbrain, inlovewithwhitemen, saptastic, myself, and a host of other black girls who your precious white men have at one point in their lives admired and I want you to realize just who the FUCK you trying to darken your skin to be like.
Remember us when you’re in the gym trying to do squats in hopes to get a big booty or when you’re getting breast implants with fake ass nipples tattooed on your chest. Remember us when you’re laying on an operation table to fill your lips with collagen, and getting face lifts to achieve the youth we effortlessly maintain in the face of all the bullshit you and the rest of the world throws at us. Re fucking remember bitch. And may you never have a moment of peace until you realize just how idiotic and stupid you always shall and will be.
Let our black faces be the first thing on your mind when you wake up and the last thing on your mind when you fall asleep bitch. So go on, post your stupid ass comments but remember, you will never be as great as any of those names and urls that I just posted. Yeet!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 

sslayonce:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

babybutta:

strugglingtobeheard:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

theuppitynegras:

exquisiteblackpeople:

iammissjells:

brinatootrill:

younggiftedafricanqueen:

letthisbuddhablessyourbrain:

inlovewithwhitemen:

saptastic:

Wow… Really?

GIRL BYE

Black twitter and black tumblr better skin this hoe

ain’t nobody got time for that

team clapback, where you at??

Somebody come & get this bitch

She needs to calm down 

somebody come get Becky

it makes her uncomfortable because they look better than her

lol but who defends black girls and women on twitter but us? who you looking to come cape up or check a bitch for us? only we do it.

Welp black men don’t care about us unless they need something, even when they need something they never stand up for us.

White men, nope.

White women putting bitches  like this in their place, never. 

Black women are the only ones who care because we’re the only ones attacked on the daily. 

But seriously why does it seem like when shit like this happen we’re too fucking helpless to really hit on the head spot on. 

In order to clap back at this, I have to put myself in the state of mind to give a fuck about the ramblings of a stupid ass white girl on twitter. I It’s sad that we’re so used to this to the point where we are all numb to it all. The reason being is that this shit is old. In order to feel better about your motherfucking self you feel compelled to give your pointless ass opinion on a pointless ass website about shit that doesn’t even apply to your ole’ dumb ass.

Wherever the fuck you at Megan, I hope you come across this because the next time you go to a tanning salon, I want you to remember us black girls. I want you to remember Queen Nefertiti, Rosa Parks, Harriet Tubman, Mary McLeod Bethune, Sojourner Truth, Maya Angelou, Nikki Giovanni, Zora Neal Hurston, Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama, Nichelle Nichols, Diahann Carroll, Beyonce, Rihanna, Gina Torres, Kat Graham,  babybuttastrugglingtobeheardboygeorgemichaelbluththeuppitynegrasexquisiteblackpeopleiammissjellsbrinatootrillyounggiftedafricanqueenletthisbuddhablessyourbraininlovewithwhitemensaptastic, myself, and a host of other black girls who your precious white men have at one point in their lives admired and I want you to realize just who the FUCK you trying to darken your skin to be like.

Remember us when you’re in the gym trying to do squats in hopes to get a big booty or when you’re getting breast implants with fake ass nipples tattooed on your chest. Remember us when you’re laying on an operation table to fill your lips with collagen, and getting face lifts to achieve the youth we effortlessly maintain in the face of all the bullshit you and the rest of the world throws at us. Re fucking remember bitch. And may you never have a moment of peace until you realize just how idiotic and stupid you always shall and will be.

Let our black faces be the first thing on your mind when you wake up and the last thing on your mind when you fall asleep bitch. So go on, post your stupid ass comments but remember, you will never be as great as any of those names and urls that I just posted. Yeet!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 

(via itsthelesbiana)

1 day ago · 3,760 notes · Source

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

(via itismywayorthehighway)

2 days ago · 243,122 notes · Source

feministlikeme:

newperspective-xo:

flightofthecoco:

nerdloveandlolz:

This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke.

This is pretty much the equation:

women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17

Ugh. I did a speech on this shit, and watched the documentary about it. Pisses me the fuck off.

So absolutely ridiculous. Yes, please, show us being raped, murdered, mutilated; but don’t you dare show us engaging in sexual gratification. Because that would be…obscene.

(via cantcontrolthegay)

2 days ago · 344,929 notes · Source

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

2 days ago · 218,614 notes · Source

“I said never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.”
—  Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via avvfvl)

(via cantcontrolthegay)

2 days ago · 43,577 notes · Source

lacigreen:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

this is the actual best thing

lacigreen:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;image

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

this is the actual best thing

(via cantcontrolthegay)

2 days ago · 428,098 notes · Source

2 days ago · 740 notes · Source